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I Was chopping chicken for dinner this morning and took the top of my finger off with the sharpest knife I have ever come across.  Will not be using that again.  My first reaction was to put my finger in my mouth, as one does. Yup, raw chicken in my mouth.  Counting down the hours to food poisoning.

Managed to bandage myself up, and finished cooking dinner; washed up with a condom on my finger, one of Jamie's, don't touch them myself
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